[Just for laughs!] A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the U.S, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside
‘GET TREATMENT FOR $ 20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: ‘I have lost my sense of taste.’
Chinese: Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.’
Lawyer: ‘Ugh, this is kerosene.’
Chinese: ‘Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $ 20.’
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: ‘I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.’
Chinese: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.’
Lawyer (annoyed): ‘This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.’
Chinese: ‘Congrats, you got your memory back. Give me $ 20.’
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $ 100.
Lawyer: ‘ My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.’
Chinese: Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $ 100.’
Lawyer (staring at the note): ‘ But this is $ 20, not $ 100 !!’
Chinese: ‘Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $ 20.’